Is that Corey Feldman?

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And Brad Dourif as “Al Bert.”

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When the council sends a pod, they send a pod.

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Ethan wears cowboy boots on a space ship?

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“Make it so,” says the captain in the most noncommittal way.

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“He’s gotten stiff in the jock,” is the polite way to say, “He’s got an erection.” I think.

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Oh, this is the ol’ classic “we failed to properly report the evil space junk to the authorities and nearly ushered in the end of the world” meme.

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“You got a date or something?”

Sounds like a dad in the 90s.

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“What was that chick’s name?”

"It’s your name when you go home! You can’t remember that?”

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“Which way to the wet showers? Those dry showers are shit.”

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I wonder if Angela Bassett used a butt double.

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Al Bert:
“Captain asshole.”

Everybody in the crew laughs heartily.

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This AI is very susceptible to reverse psychology.

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They’re driving a Musk-mobile?

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The director needs to stick his hand in front of Brad Dourif’s face and make him spit out his gum before the next scene.

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Their captain is a complete psychopath.

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FINALLY! Some Crites!

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Is the captain trying to eat the crite?

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Was Charlie like frozen in space for decades or centuries or something?

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Charlie, surely you can describe them better than, “they don’t look anything like a fish.”

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Ethan, Charlie is not impressed with your new coat.

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These are really poor excuses for jump scares.

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They’ve just fallen into the trash compactor scene from Star Wars!

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Angela counts slower than seconds actually elapse.

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Brad Dourif’s got like a young Stephen King look going on.

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Oh, yes! A metabolic accelerator! If we don’t see a critter the size of the space station before the end of this movie, it’s all a complete wash.

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Bernie, like a kid in a candy store. “We got all the flavors.”

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If these two critters don’t get stoned immediately after killing Bernie, I’m protesting.

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Finally. The Crites are taking over the station.

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“Do you know how to shoot this thing?” he asks as Charlie blows into the barrel.

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Why haven't they shut the door to their ship yet?

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I kind of want the crew of Lexx to show up. They’d fit right in here.

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Angela is so easy to manipulate.

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Ethan, they were just doing their jobs!

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Ethan, will you just stop going back for just one more thing!

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Poor Charlie. His character arc has come full circle, though.

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I’m counting Ug as the “cops.”

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I think they had so much opportunity and so much to work with. This movie could have been amazing.

But it wasn’t.

I blame the script.

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“Critters 4 was darker because the director was British. Full stop.”

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These guys are trying to sound like they're not throwing the director under the bus, while they’re throwing the director under the bus.

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