Is that Corey Feldman?

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And Brad Dourif as “Al Bert.”

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When the council sends a pod, they send a pod.

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Ethan wears cowboy boots on a space ship?

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“Make it so,” says the captain in the most noncommittal way.

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“He’s gotten stiff in the jock,” is the polite way to say, “He’s got an erection.” I think.

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Oh, this is the ol’ classic “we failed to properly report the evil space junk to the authorities and nearly ushered in the end of the world” meme.

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“You got a date or something?”

Sounds like a dad in the 90s.

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“What was that chick’s name?”

"It’s your name when you go home! You can’t remember that?”

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“Which way to the wet showers? Those dry showers are shit.”

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I wonder if Angela Bassett used a butt double.

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Al Bert:
“Captain asshole.”

Everybody in the crew laughs heartily.

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This AI is very susceptible to reverse psychology.

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They’re driving a Musk-mobile?

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The director needs to stick his hand in front of Brad Dourif’s face and make him spit out his gum before the next scene.

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Their captain is a complete psychopath.

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FINALLY! Some Crites!

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Is the captain trying to eat the crite?

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