Who are these psychopathic roosters crowing at 2:45 am? Rooster crowing starts at 4. Have Kauai roosters succumbed to hustle culture?
@tayfonay probably some TikTok life hack
@eivind While you’re sleeping, your competition is out-hustling you. If you aren't monetizing every waking second, you’re just playing hen house.
@tayfonay a rooster in this town lives near me and is constantly cockadoodle dooing. I always imagine he's passionate about time zones and he's telling me it's 5 am in Turks and caicos, and so on

@tayfonay 🤣🤣🤌

"cockadoodledoing hard or hardly cockadoodledoing?"

@tayfonay Well, with all these environmental/ecosystems going on full-tilt; I'm not roosting well either.
@tayfonay I remember experiencing the 24/7 roosters in Bali in 1993. That’s why travel is important!

@tayfonay @Jorsh oh, oh yes! My neighbours had a rooster. Nothing has ever caused me to wish violence upon another quite as much as that f'ing rooster at an ungodly hour of the morning!

I could never be a farmer.

@tayfonay you ever try to teach a bird how to read a clock?