After the wedding ceremony and party we took the lift to the bridal suite in the hotel. I said "I wonder how many other couples have celebrated their wedding in this bed." Apparently that was not the correct observation for that moment.
@fesshole if you don't trust the hotel to clean it well, then you shouldn't have went there.
@stinerman “shouldn’t have went”. Are we saying this now?
@scottearle you don't have to. I am though.