Fesshole 🧻After the wedding ceremony and party we took the lift to the bridal suite in the hotel. I said "I wonder how many other couples have celebrated their wedding in this bed." Apparently that was not the correct observation for that moment.
Nathan A. Stine@fesshole if you don't trust the hotel to clean it well, then you shouldn't have went there.
Scott@stinerman “shouldn’t have went”. Are we saying this now?
@scottearle you don't have to. I am though.
Chris CantrellStatistically reasonable. Romantically catastrophic.
Fishercat
Ben Curthoys@fesshole the word is "consummated", not "celebrated"
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@fesshole accurate.
Mark Asser@fesshole Only an important query if they're still there.
Carlos SolĂsWhich is why the best place to "celebrate" the honeymoon is on your own apartment's bed