DgarI can’t believe @lowqualityfacts didn’t toot this!
itgrrl 
Speed demon 🇪🇺 🇳🇴🇺🇦🇵🇸@dgar
Little known fact is that a bad pun will /increase/ the quality of any statement, so it will no longer be low.
@lowqualityfacts
Little known fact is that a bad pun will /increase/ the quality of any statement, so it will no longer be low.
@lowqualityfacts
Anna Saultron 
@dgar
They won't do that. If they crack your knee cap nothing prevents you from ascending into becoming the ultimate god of knees, can you imagine the power this would bring you if you had more than one knee per leg?
You could kick people over your shoulder to their face. This is not a power a mere mortal should possess.
It would also mess with the economy of knee distribution, the usual sum is two per human. Having more would jeopardize every thing humans stand for (having one or no knee is fine too but two are the line).
argonaut@dgar @lowqualityfacts that—contrary to lqf’s very idiosyncratic posts—actually makes sense.
Roofhare@dgar @lowqualityfacts Love the miner detail
Droppie [infosec] 🐨
@dgar i used to not believe this rumour, but today i saw it on the internet, so now i know it's true after all @lowqualityfacts
Young Beard@dgar Well, that doesn't make sense at all because coal is made of prehistoric organic matter (mostly plants) under the surface (not likely to move more than 3 km down) whereas diamonds are formed much deeper (perhaps 150 km down) from rock under great heat and pressure and are older than land plants thus cannot have been formed of the same stuff as coal.
Michæl La💤