Pavel A. Samsonov

Job interview process:

-Resume screen
-Recruiter phone call
-Manager phone call
-Design challenge round
-Deadlift round
-Portfolio review round
-Wizard's quest round
-Whiteboarding round
-Spend the night in a haunted mansion
-Panel interview with the entire C-suite
-Org pivot, position abolished

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Show threadHoarse e-Books10h ago

@PavelASamsonov

Not shown: “What have I got in my pocket?” round.

Show threadDan Morgan 10h ago
@PavelASamsonov I seem to keep failing during the Wizard’s Quest. I think they see my gray hair and assume I’m already dead.
Show threadCharles A-M9h ago
@PavelASamsonov I always get dropped after the swimsuit round
Show threadmx alex tax1a - 2020 (6)8h ago
@PavelASamsonov @cap_ybarra this is the plot of Severance
Show threadNoisecolor3h ago
@PavelASamsonov
I hate being a designer looking for a job...
Show threadWenzel Massag3h ago
@PavelASamsonov you forgot that before resume screen comes the corporate slang maze …
Show threadVirginie1h ago
@PavelASamsonov oh my, why can all designers relate to that T_____T
I think this contributes to why I don’t want to work in tech once I leave my current employer (who actually had a decent and human hiring process but they are a non-profit so it might be due to them still having a soul ;) )