What’s yoshi in Mario? 
How’s bowser a turtle? 
Is Mario in the games italiancuckerlet from Brooklyn? 
Is peach hooman? 
How’s Luigi different in games than Mario? 
Why it called Mario bros when Mario is the name of just one of them? 
Why’s kart racing a type of Mario game? 
Do they ever show Mario without hat & gloves in the games? 
What’s the blue star creature in the movie? 
Nintendocuckerlets of the world unite! 
@sidd_harth0_5h4h @georgespolitzer siddharth why do you think I can answer your questions about mario lore, is it because I'm italian?
@georgespolitzer @req yes & your asslet gaymerlet 
@sidd_harth0_5h4h @georgespolitzer I'm hardly a gamer, haven't even finished a mario game in my entire life

@sidd_harth0_5h4h I wish I could answer 99% of these for you but I cannot I don't actually play that many mario games.

If it helps in the mario universe the creator has said part of the reason you can have so many types of games (going from saving peach to competing with her in go-karts ditto hanging out with Bowser) is that they're more akin to actors in a play?

@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h super Mario 3 on the NES is explicitly a stage play iirc
@lapis @funkula my ass mean was Mario the first gaymed with karted racing or was sonic or something else the first? 
@sidd_harth0_5h4h @lapis no Mario invented the idea of karts as a side entry to a franchise, as far as I know.
@sidd_harth0_5h4h asking the big questions. i wish i knew!
@bunnyhero haz your asslet seen the movie? Will see the new one in IMAX? 
@sidd_harth0_5h4h I believe in Super Mario 64 there are times where his hats gets knocked off. I don't know about his gloves.

@sidd_harth0_5h4h they're named Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

This isn't a shitpost, that was Nintendo's actual response to that question

@funkula really? In the movie they don’t specify 
@sidd_harth0_5h4h supposedly their last name is Mario
So you have Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
@sidd_harth0_5h4h I'm not the best person to answer all of the questions, but i can answer this one. It's because Mario's full name is Mario Mario — https://nintendoeverything.com/miyamoto-says-marios-full-name-is-mario-mario/
Miyamoto says Mario's full name is "Mario Mario"

Nintendo’s famous plumber simply goes by the name Mario. But did you know that he has a last name as well? During Japan’s 30th anniversary Super Mario Bros. event this past weekend, Shigeru Miyamoto apparently stated that Mario’s full name is “Mario Mario”. As for Luigi, he’s “Luigi Mario”. It’s sort of like someone named Yamada Yamada having a brother...

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@sidd_harth0_5h4h Luigi is taller and slippery
@lint @sidd_harth0_5h4h yeah usually luigi can jump higher and hovers a little when he jumps but is harder to control on the groudn
@sidd_harth0_5h4h I think that she is technically a mushroom but unlike everyone else in her kingdom, she does not have a mushroom cap on her head 🍄
@lint @sidd_harth0_5h4h i think that's bc she was adopted

@georgespolitzer @sidd_harth0_5h4h yes, I forgot that.

As a child I spent much of my time on the "super Mario bros headquarters" website, smbhq.com, and read its extensive humor section and webcomix.

That is where I also learned the explanation of Bowser: he is actually the prehistoric turtle species "meiolania"

@sidd_harth0_5h4h Bowser is sort of a cross between a turtle and a dragon. They call him the King of the Koopas, who are the walking turtle enemies
@IntrepidVector Whats goomba? What other kinds are there? Whomst the magician guy with bowser? 

@sidd_harth0_5h4h goombas are the little brown guys who look sort of like mushrooms, with legs but no arms

The magic guys are "magikoopas". If it's just one hanging out with Bowser, that is probably Kamek, a specific magikoopa who has been in several games

Here, let BDG lay out the whole roster for you
https://youtu.be/VPY9R_yyiEM

Bowser's military hierarchy | Unraveled

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@IntrepidVector @sidd_harth0_5h4h since we're talking Mario lore, I'm really fond of the idea that Peach is a colonizer monarch ruling over the indigenous Toadstool people and Bowser leads a multiethnic resistance movement. This places Mario as an "adventurer" in the historical sense, hiring himself out to colonial administration in service of white supremacy
@IntrepidVector @sidd_harth0_5h4h in this reading the goombas are toadstools who don't submit to rule and are caricatured unflatteringly in comparison to the "civilized" ones