@cstross @woe2you the whole "Your Costume Needs Work" trope has so much inertia that it would be genuinely surprising if a character entered a look-alike contest as themselves and won
It's also older than most people think Charlie Chaplin losing a contest to look like one of his own characters. The trope is definitely older than that but it only came into its current form after the invention of film/photography before that the mistake would have been more understandable
@cstross I love "The Stainless Steel Rat" books. I am excited to see your take on that universe.
But, now I am going to deliberately forget (again) that you are working on this so that I will not have to live in agony until I can read it. 😆
"When it came to Parton's turn, she smiled and sashayed across the stage. And lost. To a man. Not only that, Dolly Parton got the least applause. She said she was dying of laughter inside. Little did the contest know they had the real thing in their midst"