Vadim N.1d ago
KITTEN.EXE
pls pick what i should do next!! i can’t decide!!
sleep
15.1%
play
4.8%
mischief
30.2%
mew mew mew mew
25.1%
sit in an inconvenient place
24.7%
Poll ended at .
Mar 19 at 7:14pmWeb
Show threadKITTEN.EXEMar 20

mischief has narrowly won :3

to honor all of your wishes, i’ve unplugged some things. i don’t know what they are. that’s for you to find out

Show threadGAiregMar 20

@netkitty Oh No, my mobile provider is offline 😭

Well done *mew*

Show threadMarcel de Jong 🌀Mar 20
@netkitty My boiler! No! Now I can't take a shower
Show threadl4p1nMar 20

@netkitty *CheckMK is now screaming*

I mean, I did blow up my DNS setup and made it better yesterday and today 

Show threadAylaMar 20
@netkitty hm, the automated cat food dispenser doesn't seem to be working 
Show threadKITTEN.EXEMar 22
@ayla *frantic mewing*
Show threadnetworking wizard catgirlMar 19
@netkitty i would argue you can do several of these at once - for example you can do mischief by sleeping in an inconvenient place, and then mewing loudly after :3
Show threadSiliwanMar 19
@netkitty all of the above ​​
Show threadKITTEN.EXEMar 22
@siliwan will get to it all eventually. todo list for kitn
Show threadPaul DryeMar 19
@netkitty Fixed it.
Show threadKITTEN.EXEMar 19
@pauldrye kitn mischiefs can include kitn crimes, i think. depends on how mad they make you
Show threadHugo MillsMar 19
@netkitty It's hard to click on the right option, because you're sitting right in the middle of the poll.
Show threadKITTEN.EXEMar 19
@darkling why not? this way i get to watch everyone vote :3
Show threadnestMar 19
@netkitty
Show threadAngua Mar 19
@netkitty

I have every faith in mew - try all at once; not the sleeping, do that inbetween maybe?
Show threadNicoleMar 19
@netkitty combine options. Cause mischief by sitting in an inconvenient place and mew adorably so nobody can be mad.
Show threadKnut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸Mar 20
@netkitty If you can be anything my beloved kitteh...be chaotic good :3
Show threadKITTEN.EXEMar 22
@praetor am chaotic good already. i think.
Show threadMhera!Mar 20
@netkitty 4/5s of these answers are 'mischief', kitn :P
Show threadKITTEN.EXEMar 22
@Mhera am full of crimes
Show threadNautilee(s)Mar 20

@netkitty receive pets while causing mischief, imho.

*offers said pets*

Show threadKITTEN.EXEMar 22
@nautilee mew!  pls pet
Show threadNautilee(s)Mar 22

@netkitty

*uses a mouse pointer to gently pet the kittn*

Show threadKITTEN.EXEMar 22
@nautilee mrrew 
Show threadДими́трийMar 20

@netkitty

go write #alttext for all the lazy posters out there.

Show thread💀 Mirko 💀Mar 20
@netkitty I misread the last one as "shit in an inconvenient place". Still fitting.
Show threadClaireMar 20
@netkitty have you considered sleeping in an inconvenient place?

Laptop keyboards are nice and warm...
Show threadKITTEN.EXEMar 22
@ClaireH i like sitting on keyboards but for some reason other people always want to keep me away from them! is not fair
Show threadClaire5d ago
@netkitty You need to be sneaksy. Knock something over in another room then, while they investigate that, scamper onto the keyboard.