When I go for a shit at work I take the toilet roll out of the other cubicles so if anyone comes in they have to go get some toilet roll at the other side of the building leaving me to enjoy my shit in peace.
@fesshole That’s a shitty thing to do. πŸ’©
@fesshole You're a shithead.
@Eetschrijver @fesshole I concur with everything said about the fesser here.

@fesshole

Some of your coworkers pooed without wiping friend

@fesshole you know you can just close the cubicle door right?