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Question to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance?

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Question to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance? - feddit.org

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Mar 28 at 7:38amWeb
Show threadKennystillaliveMar 28
spoilerI’ve been having a discussion with a girl friend about this. She couldn’t believe me when I told her her I found out about the wiping the pp with toilett paper recently & that I just used to do the shake and dance how most men do. She was shook and told me it can’t be true that most men just do the shake and dance. I know most people on lemmy are progressive, so it might be worped… but it still got me wondering, if I’ve been doing it wrong for the past +30 years or if it is the standard for other men.
Show threadWhiteOakBayouMar 29
You’re doing it wrong now but of course that is your right. Shake it dry, zip up.
Show threaddurinnMar 28
Wipe, because I don’t want to be staining my surroundings with urine droplets. Those that do shake, do you clean your surroundings afterwards? Didn’t think so… 🤮
Show thread𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢Mar 28
If you’re sitting down, the drops will stay in the bowl. Is your standing, you just made a thousand droplets fly everywhere from your stream hitting the porcelain.
Show threaddurinnMar 28
I personally sit down + wipe, but I’m quite prejudiced about other people with pp regarding their toilet manners (or manners in general, but that’s a bigger discussion…): I imagine the majority standing up, shaking and giving zero f*cks about in what state they leave the toilet :( but as I said, this is just my prejudice.
Show threadKennystillaliveMar 28
I was sitting down and already thinking myself better than most men. End of last year I discovered wiping is a think and it blew my mind on how I never even considered it before…
Show threaddurinnMar 28
(Except for those weirdly designed restrooms where the paper is place five light years away across the room) the solution to improved decency was but a few inches away 😁
Show threadstringereMar 28
Nothing quite so nice as having to adopt a ridiculously wide stance as far from the urinal as logistically possible to avoid standing in someone’s carelessness.
Show threadfurtiveParalysisMar 28
So, when sitting you still have to handle and direct the jet in the opposite direction. Because unless you sit facing the wall, I find piss will surf up the bowl, ripple between the edge and the seat-ring (dirty them), and, in a good day will lend on you calf.
Show threadmnemonicmonkeysMar 28
Just peeing makes a cloud of urine droplets. Quit being judgemental douche
Show threadHobbitFoot Mar 28

No one really dances since you can get enough motion by shaking it. Also, toilet paper is non-existent at urinals. That said,

Shake it once, that’s fine Shake it twice, that’s okay Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again

Show threadComfortableRaspberryMar 28
Unexpected Good Charlotte reference? :D
Show threadMaggiWuerzeMar 28
Isn’t that from Two and a Half Men?
Show threadHobbitFoot Mar 28
Yep. Good catch.
Show threadBremboTheFourthMar 28

Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again

This is propaganda from people you want you to have piss stains, shake it shake it shake it!

Show threadRampantParanoia2365Mar 29
OH MY GOD, IVE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE LYRICS BEFORE.
Show threadCracks_InTheWallsMar 30
Ugh, knewI should have checked this thread further before posting, it’s such an obvious pull.
Show threadForesterMar 28
If you have enough control of the muscles, drippage is not a problem you have to worry about. I just flex a couple times to empty fully.
Show threadRampantParanoia2365Mar 29
Yep, I’m pretty sure that’s the main point of underwear, anyway.
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 28

Niether.

I wring mine out. 😤

Show threadsad_detective_manMar 28
Yeah you gotta peench that urethra, boyee
Show threadgmtomMar 28
I just lick the residue off
Show threadpmkMar 28
If I’m at home I wash it at the sink faucet before washing my hands.
Show threadobserves_depthsMar 28
But now it’s more wet and the question remains
Show threadpmkMar 28
Wet but clean, so my bath towel works. Or the small towels my girlfriend uses to wash her face, whatever is closest.
Show threadobserves_depthsMar 28
Fair enough. Does your girlfriend know?
Show threadpmkMar 28
Yes, but she has lots of them. Ok, to be honest, I do this maybe half of the time, after considering if there is a chance my penis will end up in her mouth later, I want to be clean. She puts her diva cup in the sink some times and forget to rinse it, we just not easily grossed by natural body things I guess.
Show threadPirtatognaMar 28
Same, or in fact any sufficiently private space. The wetness (from water) isn’t a problem, piss (or other bodily fluids, depending on what I was up to and with whom in the bathroom) is the problem. I have unreasonably sensitive skin and get eczemas easily, so I need to keep my basement squeeky clean.
Show threadFluffy Kitty CatMar 28
Toilet paper
Show threadKennystillaliveMar 28
Thank you. Happens when most other languages I know have a double tt.
Show threadFluffy Kitty CatMar 28
I meant that’s what I use
Show threadqyronMar 28
I developed a technique over the years where I run a finger along the urethra after I’m done to push whatever fluid may be left, regardless if I’m standing or sitting down. When no TP is available, it really helps.
Show threadwhyNotSquirrelMar 28
Once upon a time, in my youth, I saw a meme explaining me this. Now I have a push behind the balls after pee every time!
Show threadtitterMar 29
This one right here. It pushes on the urethra and expels the drips. Like holding up the back of a garden hose to purge it for the winter.
Show threadSlurpingPusMar 30
I imagine guys in a public toilet seeing you reach into the pants to finger your taint.
Show threadDeaconMar 28
Yep, saw a comment like this on Reddit and as I’ve aged it’s become critical.
Show threadunnamed1Mar 28
Shake is all you need. Whoever claims otherwise is not good at the shaking game
Show threadMolochHorridusMar 28
Or uses the toilet after “a proficient shaker” or worse yet, has to clean said toilet after group of “proficient shakers” have done their business.
Show threadunnamed1Mar 28
In the few instances in my life of ever losing a drop in the seat I cleaned it away. It’s not hard. It’s just about not being an asshole to others
Show threadMolochHorridusMar 28
Microsplatters though. It may seem the stream is solid, but it ain’t.
Show threadmnemonicmonkeysMar 28
The simple act of peeing makes a cloud of microsplatters on its own
Show threadunnamed1Mar 28
But that’s a peeing problem, not a shaking problem :D
Show threadMolochHorridusMar 28
Sit down and wipe.
Show threadspankinspinachMar 28
Then stand back up, and pee!
Show threadunnamed1Mar 28
No one talked about standing vs sitting
Show threadMolochHorridusMar 28
Sitting down and wiping means no splatters.
Show threadRampantParanoia2365Mar 29
…if you’re wearing underwear to catch the bit that clings to the tip, because of how liquids work.
Show threadangelmountainMar 28

I sit, squeeze and preferably wash with water afterwards. At the office I sometimes sneak into the disabled toilet because it does have a sink behind the locked door.

Toilet paper is the second option, but it leaves traces sometimes.

Show threadMantzy81Mar 28
Depends on the time and place. Whether standing or sitting and whether I was wiping anyway.
Show threadjohsnyMar 28
I walk away and let it airdry.
Show threadstringereMar 28
Egads! Put it away first, this is not an Applebee’s!
Show threadTachyonTeleMar 28
Sir this Wendy’s.
Would you like fries with that?
Show threadHerbal GamerMar 28
Push the taint.
Show threadSmoogsMar 28
So you tuck it back in there?
Show threadmnemonicmonkeysMar 28

This is the way.

Also squeeze with the kegels while doing so and it pushes everything out. Shake a couple times for good measure.

Show threadMolochHorridusMar 28

Do you shake your ass after taking a dump? No? Why not? There’s your answer.

And wash that damn ass.

Show threadSoulcreatorMar 28
I mean sometimes when you’ve got a hanger…
Show threadCapuccinoCorettoMar 29
Captain! We’ve got Klingons dead astern.
Show threadrowinxavierMar 28
I think you’ll find different answers based on country because of circumcision. If you have a foreskin it can be pretty variable how much urine will be held by surface tension and hard to remove with a quick shake. You will also find differences based on the local culture, for example in Germany men usually sit to pee while that is rare in places like the USA.
Show threadMaggiWuerzeMar 28
Yeah, as a German with a PP, i find the thought disgusting to pee into a toilet while standing. The only time I pee standing up is at a urinal or in the woods. To answer the question, I usually shake a little then get up, no wiping required.