KennystillaliveMar 28

Question to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance?

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Question to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance? - feddit.org

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Show threadunnamed1Mar 28
Shake is all you need. Whoever claims otherwise is not good at the shaking game
Show threadMolochHorridus
Or uses the toilet after “a proficient shaker” or worse yet, has to clean said toilet after group of “proficient shakers” have done their business.
Mar 28 at 10:28amWeb
Show threadunnamed1Mar 28
In the few instances in my life of ever losing a drop in the seat I cleaned it away. It’s not hard. It’s just about not being an asshole to others
Show threadMolochHorridusMar 28
Microsplatters though. It may seem the stream is solid, but it ain’t.
Show threadmnemonicmonkeysMar 28
The simple act of peeing makes a cloud of microsplatters on its own
Show threadunnamed1Mar 28
But that’s a peeing problem, not a shaking problem :D
Show threadMolochHorridusMar 28
Sit down and wipe.
Show threadspankinspinachMar 28
Then stand back up, and pee!
Show threadunnamed1Mar 28
No one talked about standing vs sitting
Show threadMolochHorridusMar 28
Sitting down and wiping means no splatters.