Question to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance?

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Question to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance? - feddit.org

Lemmy

Wipe, because I donโ€™t want to be staining my surroundings with urine droplets. Those that do shake, do you clean your surroundings afterwards? Didnโ€™t think soโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคฎ
If youโ€™re sitting down, the drops will stay in the bowl. Is your standing, you just made a thousand droplets fly everywhere from your stream hitting the porcelain.
So, when sitting you still have to handle and direct the jet in the opposite direction. Because unless you sit facing the wall, I find piss will surf up the bowl, ripple between the edge and the seat-ring (dirty them), and, in a good day will lend on you calf.