I’m sick for the first time in a very long time. Everything hurts. Please send…betterness?
I’m open to trying Linux at this point. Does it have an anti-cold/flu/covid/rsv feature?

@LoganFive

It will make you invincible.

@TheZorse I do like that show…

@LoganFive

If you watch it while also using Linux, you'll be upgraded to indestructable.

@LoganFive
Kind of... people will look at you funny and naturally social distance...
@LoganFive People around here keep insisting that Linux does everything they need it to do, so it’s worth a shot, I guess.
@maxleibman @LoganFive can confirm my Linux box has never caught a plague, so proceed with confidence
@LoganFive
It'll be nice to have you in the fold, Mr Five.
You'll be fine.
Just like beige.party, Linux is NOT a cult.

@LoganFive

Just be sure to always run dnsmasq!

@bradr This joke went above my head, sorry.

@LoganFive

It's for the best. It was terrible.

@LoganFive Yes! The hours spent troubleshooting sound issues are hours during which you won't have any contact with other humans, therefore using Linux significantly decreases your chances of infection.
@jkb This is the best reasoning so far.
@LoganFive You need to install Linux BEFORE you get infected
@LoganFive
Have you asked that question of Windows or Mac OS? I think the answer would be the same.
@LoganFive lighting a candle for you! Feel better!
@LoganFive Sending Positive Betterness Thoughts😊
@LoganFive
Sending betterness your way.
@LoganFive Sending betterment wishes

@LoganFive

I've condensed betterness into this capsule. Please swallow with a full,12-oz glass of water. 💊

@LoganFive have a little feel better - I always have a stash in my pocket, ready to sprinkle on owies
The magic button — Make Everything OK

The magic button — Make Everything OK

@LoganFive Here, take as much betterness as you need.
@michaelgemar *Downs the Costco-size jug of betterness.*
Oh no! I’m feeling too better now! I’m overly better!
@LoganFive
I read this as 'bitterness' and thought what a weird thing to ask for when you're sick. LOL
@LoganFive
I, for one, am sending betterness your way, Mr Five.
@Guillotine_Jones ❤️. Please, call me Logan. The weird guy who runs this island I’m on calls me Mr. Five. (How do I get off this island btw?)
@LoganFive
Roger that, Logan.
Are you occasionally chased by large white balloons, by any chance?
@LoganFive @Guillotine_Jones you are not a number: you are a free man!
@LoganFive Sending positive thoughts!

@LoganFive

Wishing you a speedy recovery. Keep the fluids up, it helps flush the bad bugs out of your system, Take Vit C and Vit D, it'll help support your immune system. Keep warm, and try to rest, and let your body do it's job. Wishing you "betterness" 🤗

@LoganFive Feel better John! 🫂
@LoganFive It's awful. I'm so sorry.
Sending better thoughts.