I’m sick for the first time in a very long time. Everything hurts. Please send…betterness?
I’m open to trying Linux at this point. Does it have an anti-cold/flu/covid/rsv feature?

@LoganFive

It will make you invincible.

@TheZorse I do like that show…

@LoganFive

If you watch it while also using Linux, you'll be upgraded to indestructable.

@LoganFive
Kind of... people will look at you funny and naturally social distance...
@LoganFive People around here keep insisting that Linux does everything they need it to do, so it’s worth a shot, I guess.
@maxleibman @LoganFive can confirm my Linux box has never caught a plague, so proceed with confidence
@LoganFive
It'll be nice to have you in the fold, Mr Five.
You'll be fine.
Just like beige.party, Linux is NOT a cult.

@LoganFive

Just be sure to always run dnsmasq!

@bradr This joke went above my head, sorry.

@LoganFive

It's for the best. It was terrible.

@LoganFive Yes! The hours spent troubleshooting sound issues are hours during which you won't have any contact with other humans, therefore using Linux significantly decreases your chances of infection.
@jkb This is the best reasoning so far.
@LoganFive You need to install Linux BEFORE you get infected
@LoganFive
Have you asked that question of Windows or Mac OS? I think the answer would be the same.