I'm not sure what you need snake oil for. No snake I have ever personally encountered appears to be in need of external lubrication.
@rygorous Fabian, those are slugs
@jonathankoren no, those are the ones that emit lubrication. But even unoiled snakes appear to be perfectly low-friction and non-squeaky
@rygorous I mean, all those articulated joints inside might need a little attention sometimes, that's why snakes shed skin and have a little lift for draining.
@rygorous @aeva
Zitronenfalter erscheinen mir auch überflüssig. 💁🏻‍♂️
@rygorous that’s why the salesmen are such an important part of the equation
@rygorous is like engine oil: it goes inside the snake
@rygorous surely stops snake squeaks speedily
@rygorous @aeva *insert joke about being organic-ist and that robo snek or mechanically augmented snek exists*
@rygorous rattlesnakes require it by design!