BeepMar 27

Late Bloomer

https://lemmus.org/post/21148942

Show threadSumocatMar 28
I blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.
Show threaddudinaxMar 28
What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.
Show threadJavi
That’s actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He’s practically a toddler now!
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Show threadSilverCodeMar 28

Yeah, I mean, I couldn’t even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me.

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