BeepMar 27

Late Bloomer

https://lemmus.org/post/21148942

Show threadSumocat
I blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.
Mar 28 at 2:38amWeb
Show threaddudinaxMar 28
What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.
Show threadJaviMar 28
That’s actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He’s practically a toddler now!
Show threadSilverCodeMar 28

Yeah, I mean, I couldn’t even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me.

I like turtles 🐢

Show threadunexposedhazardMar 28
Actually the kid is clearly superhuman and the parents failed to recognize it. No way a human baby could break a solid table leg.
Show threadGraniteMMar 28
And this is what you get when you buy the cheapest coffee table!
Show threadr3g3n3xMar 28
Plasticity. Otherwise every one in the human race would be soft lobotomized before 3.