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Late Bloomer

https://lemmus.org/post/21148942

Mar 27 at 11:54pmWeb
Show threadWhiteOakBayouMar 28
Lol bleak
Show threadBillyClarkMar 28
Just wait until the next time the groundskeeper comes by with his lawnmower.
Show thread_‌_反いじめ戦隊Mar 28
Maybe you project too much on people that are not you?
Show threadDarkCloudMar 28
Late for a society that’s properly calibrated to our human nature.
Show threadEntertainmeonlyMar 28
Ya, but how’d he die?
Show threadlumpenproletariatMar 28
He was an early doomer.
Show threadCaptain AggravatedMar 28
Hit by a self-driving car while holding his sign.
Show threadTrack_ShovelMar 28
Hey now, Castle Rat fucking rules
Show threadSumocatMar 28
I blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.
Show threaddudinaxMar 28
What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.
Show threadJaviMar 28
That’s actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He’s practically a toddler now!
Show threadSilverCodeMar 28

Yeah, I mean, I couldn’t even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me.

I like turtles 🐢

Show threadunexposedhazardMar 28
Actually the kid is clearly superhuman and the parents failed to recognize it. No way a human baby could break a solid table leg.
Show threadGraniteMMar 28
And this is what you get when you buy the cheapest coffee table!
Show threadr3g3n3xMar 28
Plasticity. Otherwise every one in the human race would be soft lobotomized before 3.
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 28

Evidence this man is a failure:

Can break tables with his soft infantile head

Cannot ride bike

Can do weed

Has a job

Rip, bozo. What a fucking idiot

Show threadrestingOfaceMar 28
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Show threadsad_detective_manMar 28
Oh god I didn’t notice. Actually irredeemable
Show threadZombiFrancisMar 28
It’s saved by Castle Rat, obviously.
Show threadramble81Mar 28
“Maybe your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others”
Show threadstrayMar 28
Hope bro had an enjoyable life despite his judgy-ass parents.
Show threadLiveLMMar 28
??? Judgmental ass comic lol
Show threadhzlMar 28
Capitalist propaganda posting is worse than horny posting.
Show thread☂️-Mar 28
what do you mean everybody knows you gotta be a neuroscientist billionaire or else you failed in life.
Show threadfinallymadeanaccountMar 28
Plot Twist: The parents were killed in a car accident on the way home from the hospital with their new son. While he survived, miraculously uninjured, and was adopted out, the parents became ghosts, unseen, hovering over him for the rest of his life … to reunite only at the end.
Show threadchickenMar 28
Would make sense except they have different clothes and get grey hair
Show threadfinallymadeanaccountMar 28
Ghost fashions are mysterious to us living people.
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 28
Pushing up daisies… Eventually.
Show threadrizzothesmallMar 28
A “late bloomer” can live a perfectly happy and fulfilling life if you just support and believe in them the same as you would a bright kid.
Show thread0_o7Mar 28
Bloomer humor
Show threadhelpImTrappedOnlineMar 28

Those parents clearly never “bloomed” either. A baby shouldn’t have been able to destroy a table leg unless its was completely rotted out. The bike tire must have been already bent. Falling off of it in the middle a field doesn’t twist up the front wheel like that.

That poor kid grew up in a dangerous household with neglectful parents.

Show threadmoondoggieMar 28
How can a completely rotted out baby break a table leg?
Show threadhelpImTrappedOnlineMar 28
Well most depictions of zombies show them with superhuman strength.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 28
when the core has nothing inside it, the abs flex inwards instead of doing what they’re supposed to. that was a fun thing to learn.
Show threadSeth TaylorMar 28
I don’t get it
Show threadBeepMar 28
Neither did they…
Show threadkshadeMar 28
There’s flowers blooming on the grave in the last panel.
Show thread-☆-Mar 29
Funny how many people overlook that :)
Show threadSeth TaylorMar 29
Thanks!
Show threadIAmYouButYouDontKnowYetMar 28
It’s like what happens when parents don’t teach their kid and expect them to just know everything.
Show threadTheFririshMar 28
I like this is neither edgy nor funny.
Show threadAItoothbrushMar 28
The fuck is this supposed to mean?
Show threadlobutMar 29
I think it’s just a play on the word “bloom” as the flowers bloom after he’s dead as opposed to being someone that “bloomed” in life
Show threadIhaveCrabs111Mar 29
It has a happy ending
Show threadGold_E_LoxMar 29
pro suicide propaganda
Show threadoldscratchXVMar 28
Gee, thanks. As if I didn’t feel bad enough about my life already./s