Here's something I like to make in my tiki lounge. I call it the Dorchester Lip Trip.

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Into this pour the juice of 2 apples. Add 2 measures of rye whiskey and 3 measures of strychnine. Top up with black tea. Shake furiously for 19 minutes, then strain into a champagne flute. Cheers!

These are the words of #JohnMastodon.