Sargotha reminder that there will be no poll this week
but stay tuned, for the future is yet arriving, and we have an infinite amount of fridays ahead
Meows to the meow god! We rejoice as the #FridayMovie poll returns in full glory, wasting no time in shedding unimaginable amounts of floof on unsuspecting bystanders. And why would anyone suspect anything, seeing as how this lineup is all full of cats!
When the cat comes (1963)
That darn cat (1965)
The cat returns (2002)
Legend of the demon cat (2017)
Poll ended at .
Toot that horn! It was suggested that this #FridayMovie be unicorn--themed, and lo! It is in fact unicorn-themed. So toot those horns, bang those drums and honk those stonks!
Black moon (1975)
The last unicorn (1982)
Legend (1985)
Unicorn store (2017)
Poll ended at .
Liminal salutations! This week's #FridayMovie falls in the nebulous, ambiguous, polyvalent days between christmas and new year's. These are days defined by a diffuse blend of indeterminacy and a definite sense that things are definitely coming to an end. Thus, I present to you, four ways to end all years
On the beach (1959)
The day the earth caught fire (1961)
Fail safe (1964)
Silent running (1972)
Poll ended at .
Prefigured futurities! Seeing how this is the first #FridayMovie poll of the year, we will follow tradition and vote for which mood will set the tone for the months to come. Therefore I present to you four mood pieces, each radically yet subtly distinct
All that heaven allows (1955)
The 400 blows (1959)
Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, (1975)
5 centimeters per second (2007)
Poll ended at .
Waxed poetics! As this year is already over the moon in all categories, metaphorically speaking, I reckon this week's #FridayMovie poll should be all about our beloved lunar orb. And so, I present to you, these stellar options, which may or may not include hints of extraplanetary skullduggery
Capricorn one (1977)
Moonstruck (1987)
Interstellar (2014)
Fly me to the moon (2024)
Poll ended at .
Stellar stochastics! Last week's poll was disturbed by the dual interference of network difficulties (it was literally DNS), sunspots (probably not DNS), and the fact that the result was a tie. Thus, for this week's #FridayMovie poll, we will redo the last one, albeit slightly remixed. Behold! The sky is full of stars!
Capricorn one (1977)
Moonstruck (1987)
Interstella 5555 (2003)
Poll ended at .
Malleable marylebones! We are approaching the cool zone and somehow someone has already given us a residence permit. As such, we have all been given a (1) vote in this week's #FridayMovie poll. Choose, and shiver!
Westworld (1973)
Dark star (1974)
The taking of Pelham 123 (1974)
Cloud (2024)
Poll ended at .
Fabulous phantasms! This week we take a detour on the #FridayMovie poll into the domain of prominent and unsubdued fashion icons of the recent past, with these four unparallelizable options:
Barbarella (1968)
Zardoz (1974)
Tank girl (1995)
Spice world (1997)
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Mycelial musicality! We continue our fashionable #FridayMovie detour by veering into the uncharted lands of 30s musicals. Choose which manner of centennial earworm will live on in me, and do it with impeccably choreographed style
42nd street (1933)
The gay divorcee (1934)
Top hat (1935)
Show boat (1936)
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Sensorious sentimentalists! We fought the law, and it is not altogether unfair to say that the law won, albeit barely. The winner of this week's #FridayMovie poll, however, is fair and just and emotionally well-regulated indeed
Rebel without a cause (1955)
12 angry men (1957)
Butch Cassidy and the sundance kid (1969)
Rebels of the neon god (1992)
Poll ended at .
A fun part about this being a once a week thing is that each entry on the list happened at a specific time, and so when I read it I go
oh yeah, that movie was that week, when such and such happened
History truly is a process in the present
https://longersky.com/2025/01/16/a-semi-randomized-list-of-movies-to-maybe-watch-sometime/
Frolicking fromages! In order to make an omelet, you have to crack some eggs. And in order to decide the outcome of the #FridayMovie poll - the highest-stake election of any week - you have to vote for at least one of these potentially French titles. Bon mot!
Cléo de 5 à 7 (1962)
Le samouraï (1967)
Vive l'amour (1994)
La vie en rose (2007)
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Canonical classicists! This week's #FridayMovie poll hones in on a particular time, exactly 87 years ago, for arbitrary reasons. Your vote, however, is not arbitrary, and so I ask you to choose with random precision
The cat and the canary (1939)
Dark victory (1939)
Gone with the wind (1939)
The wizard of Oz (1939)
Poll ended at .
Citizens of the universe! This week's #FridayMovie poll presents you with these four spectacular space extravaganzas, specifically selected to sound spuriously and speculatively scientific!
Airplane! (1980)
The adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (1984)
Repo man (1984)
Galaxy quest (1999)
Poll ended at .
Estranged Isfahanis! This week's #FridayMovie poll features four films from Iran, in the hopes that current events will transition into past tense sooner rather than later. But, we are still living in time, and so you can still affect the outcome by voting
Taste of cherry (1997)
The circle (2000)
Persepolis (2007)
A girl walks home alone at night (2014)
Poll ended at .
Salutations, salacious snakecharmers! This week we celebrate not only the greenest day of the year, but also the fact that the #FridayMovie poll has reached its furthest and mostest point in the history of the universe (so far). And so: four options, one vote.
The cat and the canary (1939)
The court jester (1955)
Cat Ballou (1965)
A funny thing happened on the way to the forum
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Fondue phantasms! Last week I received a suggestion to work my way through the Jane Fonda filmography, which led me to thinking - yes, the #FridayMovie poll could stand two Jane Fonda movies in a row. Said and done - all except for the voting, that is!
They shoot horses don't they (1969)
The China syndrome (1979)
Nine to five (1980)
On golden pond (1981)
Poll ended at .
I am very much reminded of the fact that if you plopped me into even a 90s office, I wouldn't know what even half of the doodads are or do
this is also the most late 70s office decor possible
and also an early instantiation of what we might call heterosexual sitting
and also an early instantiation of what we might call heterosexual sitting
the xerox is larger than I thought it would be
relatedly
if this is the ambient atmosphere that is gradually and recently introduced in the late 70s, it makes all the more sense that Kraftwerk's vision of a future utopia where you could drive down the autobahn with a green steering wheel - could catch hold of the middle class imaginary
relatedly
if this is the ambient atmosphere that is gradually and recently introduced in the late 70s, it makes all the more sense that Kraftwerk's vision of a future utopia where you could drive down the autobahn with a green steering wheel - could catch hold of the middle class imaginary
the key to good moderation is to ban people as soon as they begin to engage in social anti-patterns, such that -
oh, they're talking about substance use, sorry, different timeline
oh, they're talking about substance use, sorry, different timeline
I think this movie, starring famous union activist Dolly Parton, might have some subtle, difficult to hermeneut pro-union messages, hidden deep within its subtext
"long time thread runner sargoth"
yeas?
"what even is the context here?"
it is my long-standing duty to leave readers confused but mildly interested in what even is happening, so I present to you this frame as-is, taken directly from the movie and transposed onto your screen
yeas?
"what even is the context here?"
it is my long-standing duty to leave readers confused but mildly interested in what even is happening, so I present to you this frame as-is, taken directly from the movie and transposed onto your screen
okay, now, remember:
the flagon with the dragon,
not to be confused with the vessel with the pestle,
the flagon with the dragon,
not to be confused with the vessel with the pestle,
me: did they have Alphaville in mind when they made this movie?
movie: so here's mr Lemmy Caution himself, in a hat, without makeup, smoking
me: ...gotta admire a movie that flaunts its influences
movie: so here's mr Lemmy Caution himself, in a hat, without makeup, smoking
me: ...gotta admire a movie that flaunts its influences
In the olden days, before they allowed labor unions, labor negotiations mainly consisted of workers ganging up on their bosses and beating them up until conditions improved
Stay tuned for more lessons in labor history with Dolly Parton
the key to a good labor negotiation strategy comes down to preparation. that is why all planning sessions begin with a trip to the hardware store, to make sure the equipment is good and in proper working order
presented without comment
except in the alt text
the alt always comments on the darnedest things
except in the alt text
the alt always comments on the darnedest things
this might also have been the week with the most distinct options. we have one quote dance marathon unquote, one international catastrophe thriller, one postmodern office comedy (which won), and one slow-paced relational drama about the partially healed wounds of familial bonds mere moments before the end
the fact that they all share a lead actor is a testament to said actor's range
which is long
she will find you
she will know your sins
she will make you work out until they've left your system