As far as I'm concerned, you have three options:

1. Not watch the new Harry Potter.

2. Watch the new Harry Potter but shut up about it.

3. Admit to watching the new Harry Potter and be judged.

There is no fourth option. I think you should do number 1, but you're a grownup and I don't have access to your router, so it's not up to me. But understand that if you do watch it, you need to either shut the hell up or brace yourself. Because I am not here to make you feel ok about it.

@maxleibman i'm suggesting a 4th - download it via a torrent and watch it, kill their revenue but enjoy the content as well ;)

@mahadevank @maxleibman

At this point high seas may well be an option for watching, but certainly not for enjoying. There are too many intruding thoughts for anything but academic interest, I would think.