Here's a little recipe from my cocktail book. I call it the Upminster Appendix Ruiner.

Take an empty cocktail shaker. Into this pour the juice of 3 lemons. Add 2 measures of Japanese whisky and 3 measures of bourbon. Top up with Irish stout. Shake unconvincingly for 15 minutes, then strain into a plastic beaker. Na zdrowie!

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