As far as I'm concerned, you have three options:

1. Not watch the new Harry Potter.

2. Watch the new Harry Potter but shut up about it.

3. Admit to watching the new Harry Potter and be judged.

There is no fourth option. I think you should do number 1, but you're a grownup and I don't have access to your router, so it's not up to me. But understand that if you do watch it, you need to either shut the hell up or brace yourself. Because I am not here to make you feel ok about it.

@maxleibman
> There is no fourth option

The fourth option are all the people who don't even know there is a new one. Like me, until just now.

@notyourfanboy Not knowing about it falls under not watching it.

@notyourfanboy @maxleibman

The whole argument reminds me a lot of my childhood.

Something about how having heard of the Christian God but refusing to be baptized meant going to Hell. But if you haven't heard of CGod, you get to go to Heaven (ofc ymmv).

Was always baffled what kind of an asshole would thus go to evangelise: you know you're not going to end every elevator pitch with a sale, so what you're actually doing is sending people to Down Under.

@iju @maxleibman
> But if you haven't heard of CGod, you get to go to Heaven

I thought if you never heard you go to hell?

@notyourfanboy @maxleibman

In this reading is Heaven, as it sure would be cruel to uncontacted tribes and whatever otherwise.