So National's plan so far is:
So National's plan so far is:
Stage 1 do nothing
Stage 2 Ask people to not use fuel
Stage 3 prioritize fuel for emergency services somehow once we've run out of fuel*
Stage 4 Stricker restrictions which will be easy we'll have NO FUEL*
*No details on how, "still consulting"
Today (and every day) is a good day to be thankful this bunch of clowns weren't in charge during COVID
Sorry, there were definitely 4 Levels.
This from 'Covid-19 - The Musical'

@jeremy_pm @rupert Just in case that isn't as a joke :D
@jeremy_pm @rupert am watching it and yeah brings back emotions felt hearing it the first time*
Jacinda's speech
She was such a wonderful PM, love her or hate her no one could question her integrity and dedication to the role as leader of NZ.
It's always in these really dark moments of political ineptness and disinterest by this coalition of morons when I really miss Jacinda's presence the most.
We won't close them, sure no kids will be able to get there (or teachers) but we'll leave them open...