my god how did I become so old how did this happen I would like to speak to a manager
@LibertyForward1 I've finally gotten to the age where it just seems ridiculous 😆
@LibertyForward1 I think I was tricked into it.
@LibertyForward1 Slowly at first and then suddenly.
That's what happened to me.
@LibertyForward1 Hello. I'm the manager. I've heard that you are not finding your stay here satisfactory. What can I do to help?
@draftexcluder @LibertyForward1 Can you turn back time? Thank you.

@mcourcel @LibertyForward1

I can offer credit towards your next stay and a complimentary drink from the bar.

@draftexcluder @LibertyForward1 So next time round i'll be able to see? Coolio!

@LibertyForward1

Shocking reveal: You were the manager all along!

@LibertyForward1
The manager has left the building.
@LibertyForward1
same as it ever was
same as it ever was
same as it ever was
same as it ever was