Melancholic Mediocrity 
my god how did I become so old how did this happen I would like to speak to a manager
Draft Excluder@LibertyForward1 Hello. I'm the manager. I've heard that you are not finding your stay here satisfactory. What can I do to help?
Martin@draftexcluder @LibertyForward1 Can you turn back time? Thank you.
I can offer credit towards your next stay and a complimentary drink from the bar.
@draftexcluder @LibertyForward1 So next time round i'll be able to see? Coolio!