I dont think anyone should feel bad for eating animal protein, we're obviously wired and plumbed for it and the alternatives are not yet universally available, practical, or proven to be universally healthy. I've just made the choice for myself that I would rather find eating to be constantly logistically difficult rather than occasionally emotionally difficult (when considering, for instance, the treatment of beef cattle)
All of that said: I think I'm gonna try eating fish. đź§µ
@North as a child of the land-locked midwest, 3 things come immediately to mind:
- the tuna noodle casserole
- the tuna melt
- the tuna patty
this last has a specific recipe:
- 2 cans tuna, drained
- 1-2 eggs
- a good handful, maybe up to half a sleeve of saltines crunched up pretty good
- a healthy shake of bread crumbs
- garlic salt to taste
- (optional) grated cheddar
mix all of above, form into burger format, cook in butter on hot griddle until you get a nice crisp on the outside.
@North This is where its aaaattt for me. (I've never actually cooked it but I order it out whenever I can)

Fish fillet slices are poached and served in aromatic and spicy broth is a classic Sichuan dish that just whets your appetite especially if you enjoy spicy food. The recipe is simple enough to follow yet with the taste similar if not better than the restaurant version without loads of MSG.
@North well, canned tuna has lots of different types and quality levels. Chicken of the sea, non albacore: straight trash (needs lots of seasoning or mayo or vinegar or something)
Not chicken of the sea store brands: it’s a crapshoot, but usually ok
Anything albacore: great, but you pay more
Safe catch canned tuna: they test every fish for mercury. Also their cooking process is so much… gentler? Anyway far, far superior flavor, it’s amazing, and it is $$$$$$$ so expensive even at Costco
@North I used to really be into sardines and herring and even had preferred regions of the world where there was the right intersection of “this nation is at least trying to preserve their ocean stock in a sustainable manner” and “this region of the world creates a tasty can of fish”
I want to say Morocco was good but even if it was my knowledge is way way pre pandemic out of date. All that to say, when you buy the tinned fish, look at the country of origin, that can be important
@North sardines and herring: I only ever get packed in oil. You can try other things if you like. Fillets are more expensive. Headless, cleaned fish still have the tiny bones. Your choice.
I get a box of ritz crackers. I use a fork to put some sardines on the ritz crackers. Then sprinkle with berbera (a spicy Ethiopian spice blend). Can do it without the spice blend, or try other spice blends.
Ritz crackers means it’s much much harder to notice the bones, if the fish have bones
@North when done eating fish, use ritz crackers to soak up all of the oil
Also try: smoked whitefish (maybe that’s a Great Lakes only thing), poke bowls with raw salmon (I had to work my way up to this)
Salmon in general: farmed salmon is much fattier than wild salmon. Which means it’s more forgiving of being overcooked
One of your other commenters said tuna melt
I refer you to my blog post: https://www.crazybutable.com/blog/entries/speaking-delicious-food