@misternineham

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printer, artist, human
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locked in? i can't even get the door to shut

had a heated argument with the big boss at my day job last week and now the dude is being obnoxiously polite and complimentary.

reason number 18 why i should just shut up and be a little cog in the machine

winter is dying, and spring struggles to be born: now is the time of jackets
The Range of the hoary marmot map on wikipedia looks surprisingly like a leaping hoary marmot — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoary_marmot#Distribution_and_habitat
fucked up and wore wool socks. forgot we werent doing cold feet anymore
hilarious when salesmen get mad that i don't return their calls. get a job buddy
just chilling and all of the sudden i break out in a cold sweat as i remember that the half gallon of hx80 latex in my shop is approaching its shelf life and i've got like at most five weeks to sculpt and mold something deep breath
born to be a roadie, forced to be an usher
Anyone can break up a showing of an enemy propaganda film by putting two or three dozen large moths in a paper bag. Take the bag to the movies with you, put it on the floor in an empty section of the theater as you go in and leave it open. The moths will fly out and climb into the projector beam, so that the film will be obscured by fluttering shadows.
designer sofa modelled after the back seat of a chevrolet corsica