Mastodawn

Poll time! You suddenly gain one of five extremely useless superpowers, which one do you pick?

You can turn your head 180 degrees like an owl.

40.4%

Your teeth emit a little sparkle whenever you smile.

10.6%

A musical cue of your choice plays when you enter a room.

25.5%

You can communicate with clams.

17%

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6.4%

Poll ended at Mar 26 at 8:26pm.

@AppleAmps i thought the sparkle would at least keep your teeth clean/healthy but turns out its just aesthetic #useless