Vincent Sparks1d ago
Jasper Fox 
If you are job hunting and you need a laugh to ease the stress then you came to the right post.
Mar 12 at 4:51pmWeb
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 12
Why does this title exist tho
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 12
When you know a company is being run by millennials
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 12
Wha-
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 12
These recruiters are out of CONTROL
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 12
Shooting for the moon
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 12
LMAOOOOO
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 12
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 12
Why yes job questionnaire, I know all about butt welding for I am a fox.
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 12
I'm tired, boss.
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 12
🀑
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 13
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Show threadJasper Fox Mar 13
Discrimination doesn't get any more predatory than this.
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 13
pEoPlE DoN'T WaNt tO WoRk aNyMoRe
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 16
Requirements: you must be a robot
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 16
Kick rocks and roll with it
Show threadJasper Fox Mar 16
They're just making things up now lmao
Show threadnLupo  Mar 16
@Redfuchs No, thanks. That sounds horrible!
Show threadYlfingr, Devourer of SunsMar 16
@Redfuchs LLM slop or bespoke marketingbro-written ad copy? Who can tell!
Show threadOutfrostMar 17
@Redfuchs reserved for nepo babies and serial rapists
Show thread[HANDMAIDEN] xanMar 19
@Redfuchs why do IT jobs suck so fucking bad here
Show threadTzimisce FleshMar 16
@Redfuchs Guillotine is too humane.
Show threadFoxMar 13
@Redfuchs Yes, all that plus they preferably want you to be at most 18 years old so you're cheap.
Show threadRobin BobcatMar 13
@Redfuchs
That's probably actually a zombie listing.
They have someone they're familiar with and want to give them that particular job. But they're required to list the job openly for all applicants. So they basically make it *very* specific so only their person qualifies.
Show threadNightEyes DaySpringMar 13
@Redfuchs I have all of that experience except for single page apps. (I have only done one of those.) They can fuck off with that being an entry level job.
Show threadNightEyes DaySpringMar 13
@Redfuchs Oh wait, I also don't have experience with Angular. Yeah, fuck that noise.
Show threadMoonshine FoxMar 14
@Redfuchs pay rate would probably be something like $28 an hour.
Show threadVER-1602Mar 19
@moonshine_fox @Redfuchs that sounds really high... (This one is so screwed)
Show threadZander The Lion    @ WonderconMar 16
@Redfuchs Why does anyone think that having that many qualifications is an entry level position? I know this is a stupid question but I'm just flabbergasted.
Show threadTzimisce FleshMar 16
@Zeta @Redfuchs Because fuck you, that's why.
Because the fucking parasites don't give a shit about being reasonable when they'd rather abuse and exploit the people who actually work for a living in every way they can come up with.
Show threadTzimisce FleshMar 16
@Zeta @Redfuchs (to clarify, the "fuck you" is to describe the attitude displayed, not an insult to you personally)
Show threadTzimisce FleshMar 16
@Redfuchs Hague
Show threadfood in trainingMar 16
@Redfuchs team oriented and results [translators note: keikaku means billable hours] oriented are in direct opposition to each other!! one person can't be both!!!
Show threadJade Mar 16
@Redfuchs if junior programmers all get replaced by AI soon there will be no seniors.
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Mar 19
@Redfuchs
people in the UK have successfully used equalities legislation to sue over this kind of thing.
Show threadbrib β€‹ Mar 19
@Redfuchs β€‹
Show threadMx. Eddie RMar 19
@Redfuchs
Good gods, are there still entry level Java and .NET devs? We still make kids do that? That's just barbaric.
Show threadLuna Dragofelis Ξ˜Ξ”πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ±Mar 19
@Redfuchs companies are just writing wishlists for the perfect unicorn candidate (that doesn't exist) at this point

One should probably still apply even if one fits barely half of the description, what are they gonna do? They can't do more than not hire you
Show threadStinkie McPheeMar 19
@Redfuchs I had 20 years of experience and a degree when I got my last job. I used to have a lead role. I got a "senior entry level" position. As in, a position meant for people with 2 years of experience. And the people who had 2 years' experience ended up with the base job, which was supposed to go to people who are brand new to the industry. Neither paid as well as an assistant manager at a fast food restaurant.
Show thread Sara Mar 19
@Redfuchs And I'd almost want to bet they are not offering a dime more than $25 an hour - likely less.
Show threadCluster of TetrahedronsMar 19

@Redfuchs SchΓΆner Wunschzettel aber das kΓΆnnen die sich abschminken

Als Bewerber nicht entmutigen lassen und trotzdem bewerben

Show threadNeil MoffattMar 19
@Redfuchs Compare with zero effective qualifications to be president of the US.
Show threadRue MohrMar 19
@Redfuchs The entry requirements have always been a lie. So should your application. also, applications that are only read by machines, should be written by machines. also, people employed by companies that regard employees as disposable, should regard those companies as disposable.
Show threadconfused mangoMar 13
@Redfuchs there has to be an HR system behind where applications pile in "Automatically rejected on pre-conditions" column
Show threadPiperMar 13
@Redfuchs Anti-discrimination laws require them to ask these questions for auditing purposes - if 1,000 minorities + 5,000 majorities apply, then they have to answer for why they hired 10 majorities and 1 minority
Show threadLord HeeHaw IIMar 19
@Redfuchs What is DoorDash
Show threadLuna Dragofelis Ξ˜Ξ”πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ±Mar 19
@Redfuchs The mystery dice roll: are they going to still do DEI (then I think those questions are possibly appropriate) or are they going to follow the current political trends and will discriminate AGAINST marginalized people?
Show threadBaral'heia Stormdancer Ξ˜Ξ”πŸ²Mar 19
@Redfuchs what in the goddamn
Show threadSeldenMar 12
@Redfuchs Throw a coin to your admin.
Show threadRongYao ArtsMar 16
@Redfuchs Direct recruitment aka we are to trial you directly thru our employment process
food stamps aka we don't offer free food or water into our offices or cafeteria
performance bonus aka we don't pay overtime, but if you do well we would consider it
professional growth aka we say that to everyone but it means you wont get fired and passively learn how to do your job XD
Show threadKeeper of the orbMar 19
@Redfuchs oh sweet food stamps thats a sustainable job for sure
Show threadTzimisce FleshMar 19
@Redfuchs Wow, didn't expect a junior role to need so little qualifications.
Show threadLukyanMar 12
@Redfuchs Fully automated, but recruiting? (I think of ghost-powered machines.)
Show threadSaffronπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈMar 16
@Redfuchs the irony is not lost that they called it a Shit at the toilet factory
Show threadJenny!Mar 12
@Redfuchs I wish I had a job *monkey's paw curls finger*
Show threadFrost, wolf of winter πŸΊπŸŽ„Mar 12
@Redfuchs wh-...,
Show threadAiresMar 12
@Redfuchs
Show threadWebber-e-bopMar 19
@Redfuchs Dogshit pay, less than half of what we would consider not that great here.
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Mar 19
@Redfuchs
if you can maintain this volume of posting set up your own marketing practice and earn ten times this.
Show threadBaral'heia Stormdancer Ξ˜Ξ”πŸ²Mar 19
@Redfuchs Why can't I hold all these red flags?! 
Show threadFrost, wolf of winter πŸΊπŸŽ„Mar 12

@Redfuchs Professional Abuser.

I wish that was more of a joke but it's really not