Consensus TullyalityMar 25
you know what, incoming spam texts make for a pretty fun writing prompt. I should do this more.
Show threadRev Nathan Ⓥ↔️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱Mar 25
@tully @kevinrns I used to answer spam calls at work with “good, I’m glad you called. There’s a lot more blood than we anticipated. Did you get the bearer bonds?”
Show threadDamonHDMar 25
@revndm @tully @kevinrns If I'd have done that while at various mega-bank trading desks the tapes might have been pulled and I might have been in VerySeriousPoo --- but maybe it would have been worth it!
Show threadRev Nathan Ⓥ↔️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱Mar 25
@DamonHD @tully @kevinrns I find in the organ harvesting business that it’s always worth it to have extra help.
Show threadDamonHDMar 25

@revndm @tully @kevinrns Investment banking and organ harvesting aren't usually mentioned together out loud... Not in my social circles anyhow...

Oh no, this combo might summon THE BEN @TheBreadmonkey

Show threadpaulMar 26

@DamonHD @revndm @tully @kevinrns @TheBreadmonkey

my friend made friends with a waitress in a strip club.

they stayed in touch and she invited him to her birthday in bulgaria.

he thought it was worth the risk.

Show threadRev Nathan Ⓥ↔️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱Mar 26
@amiserabilist @DamonHD @tully @kevinrns @TheBreadmonkey have they found his body?
Show threadDamonHDMar 26
@revndm @amiserabilist @tully @kevinrns @TheBreadmonkey Has any of his body been found?
Show threadpaulMar 26

@DamonHD @revndm @tully @kevinrns @TheBreadmonkey

He slept with her but no sex.

She sent him a message when he got back asking for help with her rent so he ghosted her.

He has a laissez-faire attitude to survival.

Show threadRev Nathan Ⓥ↔️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱
@amiserabilist @DamonHD @tully @kevinrns @TheBreadmonkey ah, youth…
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