you know what, incoming spam texts make for a pretty fun writing prompt. I should do this more.
@tully @kevinrns I used to answer spam calls at work with β€œgood, I’m glad you called. There’s a lot more blood than we anticipated. Did you get the bearer bonds?”
@revndm @tully @kevinrns If I'd have done that while at various mega-bank trading desks the tapes might have been pulled and I might have been in VerySeriousPoo --- but maybe it would have been worth it!
@DamonHD @tully @kevinrns I find in the organ harvesting business that it’s always worth it to have extra help.

@revndm @tully @kevinrns Investment banking and organ harvesting aren't usually mentioned together out loud... Not in my social circles anyhow...

Oh no, this combo might summon THE BEN @TheBreadmonkey

@DamonHD @revndm @tully @kevinrns @TheBreadmonkey

my friend made friends with a waitress in a strip club.

they stayed in touch and she invited him to her birthday in bulgaria.

he thought it was worth the risk.