@cmconseils The cat distribution network is real.

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It's a quantum-mechanical superposition of states.

Whatever you do, don't observe them, or one has to disappear.

@cmconseils Ok, kitty broke the time continuum just a little bit, but it was necessary to save all of reality from the [redacted]. You're welcome.
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Cat cloning is going to be MY new hobby, Lady Laura.
@cmconseils I see no downsides for anyone involved here ❤️

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Sneaky doppelganger. One of them is from the Mirror World.

When your cat brings home his doppelganger

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@cmconseils I've burried my cat ones. A week later he rose out of the grave or so... 😹
@cmconseils You can never have enough cats.
@cmconseils I'm sure Heisenberg is involved somehow
@cmconseils an oldie but goodie. that original post must be a teenager by now. at least 15 years old.
@cmconseils I don’t care how much the two cats look alike; if you can go a week without realizing that it’s a different cat then there’s something wrong with your relationship with your cat.

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IRL item duplication glitch. 😂 #gaming

@cmconseils Cat collection and its side effects.
@cmconseils The cat distribution system sometimes involves proprietary duplication techniques in emergencies.
@cmconseils named Banach and Tarski, I assume

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Did a Duck on Banach and Tarski. Stefan Banach and Alfred Tarski were two guys with too much spare time on their hands.

@LovingFalloutLondon1954 @cmconseils it takes a lot of work to make an infinite number of cuts on a sphere, yeah
@cmconseils This is so relevant for me cause we lost our cats for a few days and just got both of them back but now I have suspicions 🤔
@cmconseils @tankgrrl Check one for signs of The Shimmer.
@cmconseils Pasó por una clínica de clonación.🙃

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A glitch in the matrix.

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Also - a good cat owner would have spotted, that they look a little different.
The white from the throat goes through to the white of the belly at the left one, but not at the right one.

@cmconseils When I was a kid we lived out in farm country. Our housecats were males, but local barns had plenty of females. Sometimes they'd go outside and just cat around for a week or two, but eventually they'd return.

My mom later told us she'd found our missing cat dead by the side of the road and buried it, only to arrive at home to find the cat wanting supper. This happened *multiple* times!