K, the Leclerc stan 18h ago
Andrew
Personal Jesus implies Enterprise Jesus
Dec 9 at 5:40pmWeb
Show threadAndrewDec 9
Jesus for Workgroups 3.11
Show threadLRDec 11
@cinebox why is anyone in the replies trying to outmatch these two posts? it cannot be done
Show thread๐’€ญ enkidu ๐ŸคDec 11
@lritter @cinebox but.. โ€œJesus: millennium editionโ€ is RIGHT THERE!
Show threadLRDec 11
@cat @cinebox much like win ME itself, diminishing returns
Show threadMarvinDec 11
@cinebox Jesus Vista
Show threadBill MerrillDec 12
@cinebox https://archive.org/details/MacJesusProGold
MacJesus ProGold : Lamprey Systems : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Your Personal Savior on a Floppy Disk Returns...How many times in a crisis situation have you turned to prayer, only to discover that the line is busy or...

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Show thread(((Klefstadmyr)))Dec 12
@cinebox JaaS.
Show threadraptop (๐’€ฏ ๐’„ท ๐’„ˆ๐’€ญ๐’‡)Dec 9
@cinebox Indulgences are upgrading your Jesus SKU
Show threadI am Jack's Found 404Dec 9

@cinebox

We've already had JaaSus for centuries now...

They're just trying to repackage it as an app now 

Show threadMike PDec 9
@cinebox Only if you can afford the licensing fee.
Show thread@signifikantenDec 11
@FenTiger in German, we donโ€˜t say license fee, we say Kirchensteuer.
@cinebox
Show thread๐“’๐“ฑ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ธ๐“ฏ ๐““๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ฝDec 11

@mlle @FenTiger @cinebox

There's a huge tax on absolutely anything in Germany.

Show threadAngelaDec 10
@cinebox Like @SonOfManagement ?
Show threadDigiLauchDec 10
@cinebox What about the Jesus version released as public domain?
Show threadKelly MacNeillDec 11
@cinebox jesus community edition.
Show thread3 Muskrats in a trenchcoatDec 11
@cinebox
Jesus Pro 2025
Show threadDieuDec 11
@cinebox Superjesus (there actually is/was a band by that name btw), Microjesus, Jesus says "no"
Show thread0xC01DC0FFEEDec 11
@cinebox Jesus Proโ„ข (30 day trial)
Show threadThomas WeibelDec 11
@cinebox ...the latter of which is generally referred to as "church".
Show thread๐“’๐“ฑ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ธ๐“ฏ ๐““๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ฝDec 11

@cinebox

Your own enterprise Jesus
Someone to sell your crap
Someone who buys
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Show threadChris BohnDec 11
@cinebox Savior as a Service
Show threadMark Whybird4h ago
@DocBohn @cinebox Host-ed in the Cloud(s)?
Show threadla_li_lu_le_loDec 11
@cinebox Military Grade Jesus? ๐Ÿช–
Show threadarclightDec 11
@cinebox Freemium Jesus
Show threadDigital Mark ฮป โ˜•๏ธ ๐Ÿ•น ๐Ÿ‘ฝDec 11
@cinebox After you nail him up, you get Open Sores Jesus.
Show threadChristopher EvansDec 11

@cinebox @IrrationalMethod
Depeche Mode - Violator

Depeche Median - Consent
Space in My Eyes
Sourest Perfection
Enterprise Jesus
Horns
Waiting for the Day
Enjoy the Noise
Policy of Lies
Blue Jeans
Dirty

Show threadWooShellDec 11
@cinebox You probably want a high-availability Jesus Cluster in your Faith Center..
Show threadAndrewDec 11
@WooShell I hear he had a 3-day long outage once, so you really want a few spares running
Show threadNolan BDec 12
@cinebox Community Jesus
Show threadThomas SibleyDec 12
@cinebox self-hosted Jesus
Show threadMandar Vaze (desipenguin)Dec 12

@cinebox Never heard of "Personal Jesus"

Are you referring to "Jesus as Personal Saviour" ? ๐Ÿค”

Show thread๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Johnydon  he/himFeb 13
@cinebox
Jesus NT: New Testament
Show threadJulian Andres Klode ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ17h ago
@cinebox Enterprise Jesus ~ Wesley Crusher
Show threadDave Lightbeam15h ago
@cinebox FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8-WWJD
Show threadGrumble ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ15h ago
@cinebox Enterprise Jesus support Crusades. Try that shit with the Personal Jesus license and you're going to jail.
Show threadIrishMASMS13h ago
@cinebox we already have enshitified jesus
Show threadJosh 11h ago

@cinebox unfortunately, they werenโ€™t able to move on to scrum, because, as we all know, Jesus canโ€™t play rugby.

https://www.erc69.nl/song/jesus-cant-play-rugby/

Jesus Canโ€™t Play Rugby

Show threadAN/CRM-11410h ago
@cinebox We already know that Spock is Enterprise Jesus, he died for Kirkโ€™s sins and rose from the dead on the third day of the Genesis Planet
Show threadDigital Mark ฮป โ˜•๏ธ ๐Ÿ•น ๐Ÿ‘ฝ10h ago
@flyingsaceur @cinebox What does God need a starship for?
Show threadAN/CRM-11410h ago
@mdhughes @cinebox Jim, you donโ€™t ask the Almighty for his ID
Show threadAndrew10h ago
@flyingsaceur @mdhughes you do in the UK
Show threadAN/CRM-1149h ago
@cinebox @mdhughes Coupd God make an ID so fake that even he couldnโ€™t buy beer with it?
Show threadMark Whybird4h ago
@cinebox Education edition: see Catholic schools, etc.