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RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/116294223116338304

my mom used to say of people with big eyes, “tiene ojos de vaca cagona”; or, has eyes of a shitting cow.

Mar 26 at 4:31pmWeb
Show threadGabriel NMar 26
@blogdiva I’ve never understood that expression. I need a picture of the face of the cow.
Show threadBryan L. FordhamMar 26
@blogdiva that made me actually laugh out loud. I love it
Show threadThe Duke of Fall Mar 26
@blogdiva Hol' up, I'm writing that one down...
Show threadJordi (Spherical Queirdo)Mar 26

@blogdiva

This is magnificent.

Show threadProf. Sam LawlerMar 26
@blogdiva Is that a compliment??
Show threadyour auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦Mar 26
@sundogplanets a backhanded one. cows have big eyes to begin with, so imagine one having a bit of a moment taking a dump. i’ve always said Puerto Ricans love talking shit and this is exactly an example of how we throw poop jokes into casual conversation 😁
Show threadThe Right IrreverendMar 26
@blogdiva Don’t have a cow, man!
Show threadAllisonMar 26
@blogdiva 🤣😂🤣
Show threadkewballMar 26
@blogdiva Farm worker here: their eyes seldom change size no matter what they're doing.