RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/116294223116338304

my mom used to say of people with big eyes, “tiene ojos de vaca cagona”; or, has eyes of a shitting cow.

@blogdiva Is that a compliment??
@sundogplanets a backhanded one. cows have big eyes to begin with, so imagine one having a bit of a moment taking a dump. i’ve always said Puerto Ricans love talking shit and this is exactly an example of how we throw poop jokes into casual conversation 😁