No

@TheBreadmonkey And in the tradition of the modern headline, it is a complete clickbait extrapolated lie that does not exist in the story. FFS.

(no, dickquotes around the word vaping does not make the lie ok)

@davidbcohen

To be fair there is a video of a squirrel fiddling with a vape...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/23/squirrel-seen-vaping-in-london-park/

@TheBreadmonkey I know. But holding a vape is not vaping, and they know it. “Squirrel picks up rubbish” happens every day and does not make the national rags!

After all, that bear did not become Cocaine Bear until it ingested the cocaine - until then it was just a bear nuzzling some human trash.