Dr Andrew A. Adams #FBPE 🔶1d ago
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My bank is changing names and I feel like I should request 5 identity documents and a name change certificate from deed poll before its permitted
Mar 26 at 1:59amWeb
Show threadSimon 🐮1d ago
@xssfox Don't forget to use their old name for the rest of their existence, because "Getting used to a new name is hard"
Show threadsabik1d ago
@xssfox
One time I went into a bank because they messed up my address change and they had messed up their own address change, all the paperwork they generated for me had the wrong (old) address for the branch
Show threadJohn Cortexiphan1d ago
@xssfox and dead name them when you call …
Show threadOlivier Mehani1d ago
@xssfox You could just be “Michaela trading as XSSFox”
Show threadThepi1d ago
@xssfox Start using their old name again at random every 3-15 months, just in case they idk realised rebranding was an affront to god or something.
Show threadkit1d ago
@xssfox A utility bill for every branch
Show threadKoos van den Hout1d ago
@xssfox schedule a meeting with them to assess their reasons for a name change and whether they might regret this in the future!
Show threadKatieVM1d ago
@xssfox "Are you changing your name to evade taxes, debts, or criminal prosecution?"
Show threadnak1d ago
@xssfox @davep if corporations are people then shouldn’t they have to use the name on their birth certificate
Show threadautumn   1d ago
@xssfox They should also have to publish the name change request three times in a newspaper, just in case they are trying to illegally escape a debt.
Show threadJason Stuart1d ago
@xssfox what was your bank name at birth? What's in your bank pants?
Show threadEvan  🦴1d ago
@xssfox don't forget the highly invasive psych evaluation! ​​
Show threadKévin ⏚1d ago
@xssfox don’t forget to reject it at least three times for no apparent reason and make them wait on a customer service line for three hours
Show threadAprettyture! [0172]1d ago
@xssfox yea, im gonna need to see that banks court order before i start calling it its new name

-carrie
Show threadsen3h ago
@xssfox Five years from now you should start calling them the old name randomly again "because our computer system changed and I guess the old data came back somehow"
Show threadMorgan Aldridge2h ago

@xssfox @mwl Don't forget to send a text to their mobile number for verification first too! And as many times as you feel like it in between.

Wuddaya mean they don't have a mobile phone? Who doesn't have a mobile phone these days?! Surely **a bank** can afford a mobile phone!

Show threadJon PENNYCOOK1h ago
@xssfox make sure they grin in the video to prove they're alive
Show thread2something1h ago
@xssfox Also they should automatically fail their credit check for the next few years.