BenMixed feelings
New Geely Galaxy Battleship 700 is an AI-powered behemoth aiming to sink the Land Rover Defender
Nick@TheBreadmonkey I’m not buying anything called a “Geely Galaxy Battleship 700” unless it comes with artificial gravity, a cloaking device, photon torpedoes and an onboard computer made of a giant brain in a tank as standard.
John Maxwell@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey The brain in a tank is an upgrade. The stock model comes with a freshly graduated ensign.
Reports of captains using their ensigns to DIY the upgrade are baseless.
@TheBreadmonkey Slaps roof, “Don’t worry about the oil crisis, this baby runs on pure, clean melange.”
✨Based Plant🎸Thinking of an able passenger powered Flintstone style Touringcar.
Onboard drummer indicating when to hum vrooom. Not buying anything, period.
Free Public Transport!