Mixed feelings

New Geely Galaxy Battleship 700 is an AI-powered behemoth aiming to sink the Land Rover Defender

https://www.autoexpress.co.uk/geely/368700/new-geely-galaxy-battleship-700-ai-powered-behemoth-aiming-sink-land-rover-defender

Geely is sending a Battleship from China to sink the Land Rover Defender

Auto Express has confirmed the hulking hybrid 4x4 is coming to the UK

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@TheBreadmonkey I’m not buying anything called a “Geely Galaxy Battleship 700” unless it comes with artificial gravity, a cloaking device, photon torpedoes and an onboard computer made of a giant brain in a tank as standard.

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey The brain in a tank is an upgrade. The stock model comes with a freshly graduated ensign.

Reports of captains using their ensigns to DIY the upgrade are baseless.

@TheBreadmonkey Slaps roof, “Don’t worry about the oil crisis, this baby runs on pure, clean melange.”

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey

Thinking of an able passenger powered Flintstone style Touringcar.

Onboard drummer indicating when to hum vrooom. Not buying anything, period.

Free Public Transport!