I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month.
@DocAtCDI these are challenging times. I quit drinking years ago but several times over the last few weeks I have lingered in the liquor aisle of the grocery store. Ethanol is poison to me but sometimes I just don't care.
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I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

Sorry.

I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.
@DocAtCDI Can't drink all day, if you don't get started in the morning! 🍺
@DocAtCDI Punctuation matters. πŸ˜€