Dear The USA,

What the fuck?

Regards,

Everyone else

Edit: I’m so glad I’m not the only one who has cornhole living rent free in my head https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole

Cornhole - Wikipedia

US quadruple amputee cornhole champion arrested on suspicion of murder

Dayton Webber, 27, accused in shooting death of Bradrick Wells in Maryland, reportedly after argument inside car

The Guardian
@sortius that’s right
@jpm fucking wild story