Mastodawn

humiliating my little shit code

https://programming.dev/post/47791684

For you it was an event. For vibe coders everywhere, it was tuesday.

“just tell it to fix the errors!”

There used to be a joke about how, on average, programmers made a million before reaching 26 years of age.

Bugs, not dollars.

Vibe coders and ai: hold my monster energy drink…

I want this image to show up under failed compilations. Like this

> Segmentation fault (core dumped)

edit: I think that’s a runtime error actually, instead

fatal error: iostream: No such file

Youre gonna need a terminal written in HTML

Sixel or the kitty image protocol can do it high res. There are also some low res options

if you’re moaning about compiler errors, you have no idea how shitty your buggy code will be when it runs

My compiler loves lettuce.

This is why god gave us -fpermissive

cargo-mommy is there to make it humiliating in different way

Your momma is such a bad programmer, she gets compiler errors when writing Javascript

Code humiliation kink