Instead of age verification laws, children should be given a Macintosh SE preinstalled with Hypercard and THINK Pascal so they make their own games and applications. if they try to use a different type of computer before turning 18 they will be instantly electrocuted
@hannah lying about my Age, Sex, and Location online was an important formative experience for me though
@aeva @hannah i remember always telling people i was 19 because "well 18 would make it look like i'm obviously lying soooo..... 19"

(still pissed and moaned about every little thing like a high-schooler though)
@whut @hannah i told someone i was 16 once when i was still 12 or so in a situation where me being 16 would have also been a problem lol