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Trash bags are one product that you buy just to throw away

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Trash bags are one product that you buy just to throw away - Lemmy.ca

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Mar 26 at 12:11amWeb
Show threadOnomatopoeiaMar 26
Wish I could upvote twice for the real shower thought
Show threadZealotteMar 26
And matches are a thing you buy just to have go up in flames.
Show threadDreamButtMar 26
Either the match burns out or I do
Show threadTranquilTurbulenceMar 26
And you use them to light cigarettes that literally go up in smoke. You can’t even store the smoke in your lungs, but at least you get to keep the tar and cancer.
Show thread「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)Mar 26

Children are just things you make that will eventually die, some ending up killing themselves because of you constantly telling them how much a disappointment they are, because you are also fucked up from your parent’s doing the same thing.

And then we’re extinct.

Happily ever after.

Show threadrockerface🇺🇦Mar 26
Don’t get me started on toilet paper
Show threadTheReanuKeevesMar 26
Most of us throwing money in the toilet everyday
Show threadyyyesss?6d ago

I used to justifying buying the cheapest brand possible because it’s just to wipe shit on then throw away.

my wife says I’m not wrong but…

Show threadagent_nycto6d ago
Good Lord your ass must’ve been like a cheese grater took to it
Show threadyyyesss?6d ago
⭕🧻
Show threadosanna4d ago
3ply FTW.
Show threadz3rOR0ne6d ago
Technically one buys food just to eventually flush it down the toilet after briefly using it to maintain energy and mass.
Show threadLurkingLudditeMar 26
Not ‘just’ throw away. They provide a very nice convenience of bundling a bunch of trash together and make it all easier to transport to the bin.
Show threadrenegadesporkMar 26
Thx for explaining what trash bags do.
Show threadOriginEnergySuxMar 26
I buy food just to shit it out of my body, its the biggest scam
Show threadBoomer Humor DoomergodMar 26
Someone’s never made themselves a poncho
Show threadxSikesMar 26
Sadly there’s way more like that. Mostly plastic related.
Show threadmcSlibinasMar 26
And bullets.
Show threadxia2d ago
Thrown away at extreme velocity!
Show threadAlbbiMar 26
Buying firewood is burning your money.
Show threadLordMayorMar 26
And, you never have to clean your dish soap.
Show threadleadoreMar 26
That reminds me of a Lily Tomlin joke: “The other day I bought a wastebasket and brought it home in a paper bag. Then I crumpled up the paper bag and put it in the wastebasket.” A lot of her stand-up act was just making little ironic observations like that.
Show threadNurse_RobotMar 26
That’s not true! I also buy condoms
Show threadxia2d ago
Which are arguably another type of trash bag.
Show threadSparkyBauer44Mar 26
They also are used to ball up you clothing to toss in the car when you move…then in the trash can to then throw out. Yeah, you win this one.
Show threadEpheraMar 26
Food packaging also really irks me. Technically, it has a use beyond being thrown away, but there’s just so much of it. You can readily find products in the shops that should be advertised as “plastic trash” and they just stuck a bit of food inside to keep it in shape…
Show threadremon6d ago
Not really. You buy them as a container to keep your trash. So they serve a time limited purpose like pretty much any other product.
Show threadGathorall6d ago
Yeah, you buy food just to throw it away by this logic.
Show threadbackalleycoyote6d ago
The spring mix I purchase and forget about in the bottom drawer, only to be found again when it’s a bag of black goo is a sacrifice to the fridge god.
Show threadDremor6d ago
As well as hide what’s inside. For privacy reasons.
Show threadneidu36d ago

We can still see the outline of your sex toys, so as long as you’re sticking to that gauge and length (impressive, though!) you might want to double or even triple bag.

Best regards,
That totally-not-a-surveilence-van across the street.

Show threadDremor6d ago
🤣
Show threadZamboni_Driver6d ago
I used to get them for free from the grocery store, and then dumbasses banned them, now for the first time in my life I need to purchase them separately to use once instead of twice.
Show threadagent_nycto6d ago
I mean, they found one in the Mariana Trench, we probably shouldn’t use those anymore.
Show threadBazoogle6d ago
You fit all your garbage into grocery bags and took each one out?
Show threadZamboni_Driver6d ago
Yea, it was a great system. I used nothing other than grocery bags all of the way up until the stopped offering them.
Show threadmexicancartel6d ago
Aren’t biodegradeable bags allowed?
Show threadbwaz6d ago
That was a Johnny Carson joke, from about 55 years ago….
Show thread🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞6d ago
Worse, you have to throw away the container the bags come in… in the bags! :)
Show threadHubertManne5d ago
poop bags to. I used to sorta hate using them as I use the grocery bags for it along as little trash bags (although they get tied up and thrown into a bigger trash back when full). The poop bag rolls are just to good to make sure you never are without a bag (you need to have two attached to your leash sho you can refill one after its out while useing the other). Could say cat litter although you could debate you use it for a purpose first but then again you can say that about poop bags and ultimately trash bags. Its purpose being collecting the trash in one location before disposal.
Show threadKrauerking5d ago

Some of us just buy dirt to throw on the ground outside our house too.

We really pay to just move stuff around a lot.