#PSA: posting photos and videos of your kids online ensures they'll never be able to meaningfully opt out of privacy invasion.

80% of children have an online presence by age two, with parents sharing an average of 1,500 images before their fifth birthday. β€”2017, Northumbria University

By the age of 13, children have had an average of 1,300 photos and videos of themselves posted to social media by their parents. β€”2018, UK Children's Commissioner

#Privacy #DataPrivacy

@alice one of my friends sent me her oldest child's first dick pick.

Poor kid wasn't even hatched yet!

@autolycos @alice thats... just CSAM
@jarinks @alice ob ultrasounds are an obscure interpretation into CSAM

@autolycos it certainly stretches the popular interpretation, but I also remember neighborhood boys downloading thumbnail-sized porn over dial-up and talking about wanking it to 8-pixel tits, so "plausible" I guess?

@jarinks

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