Mastodawn

Uhhh...that's not an elevator.
Anyway.

@jessekelber People should get on an escalator and just argue louder and louder as it goes up. You know, like ESCALATE THINGS.

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But what if that made it speed up? You know, "wow, that escalated quickly."

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I'll show myself out.

@jessekelber No no! Sit down, have some tea. 😂