@jessekelber People should get on an escalator and just argue louder and louder as it goes up. You know, like ESCALATE THINGS.

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Malcolm: "Maria? Fergus? Did you bring the sign?"
[Look at each other. Look back.]
Maria: "We were getting tools."
Fergus: "What's in the truck?"

...

Malcolm: "Somebody on Mastodon is going to call this stupid but I betcha it does the trick."
[Look at each other. Look back.]
Fergus: "Somebody on what?"

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it's a welcome sign (because those are stairs)

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