Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...
@alice
I thought THESE were the Child "Predator" shoes? πŸ€”
@MugsysRapSheet @alice
the T stands for turds, I know that much
@normjess @MugsysRapSheet @alice
A common misconception. The T is for target, letting potential predators know the parents of this kid support child trafficking and they won't be charged.

@Cassandra_Complex @MugsysRapSheet @alice
there's nothing COMMON about MY misconceptions 😜

if your parents buy you those shoes you should run away immediately

@normjess @MugsysRapSheet @alice
I will renegotiate to a dual meaning :)

Don't forget to put the shoes in a dumpster at the first opportunity so they won't attract attention of creeps!